Sam: Hello, all! The fabulous Sam Nishimura here, with my ever faithful companion, the has-the-cutest-butt-in-the-known-universe, most brilliant archeologist Lara Croft here!
Lara: Sam...don't submit that.
Sam: But Laraaaa, your butt deserves media attention!
Lara:...If anyone has any inquiries, send them this way.
If you’re a Tomb Raider fan, stop what you are doing (put down that key - you’ll never find the door it opens anyway) and have a listen to this. It’s magnificent. ThatNorskChick2 is a genius.
Any freckles or birthmarks?
Sam: Lara’s got really really reaaaaally light freckles. I hadn’t even noticed them until we stepped under a blacklight at a club back in Uni. She’s also got this cute little birthmark just under her bellybottom.
Lara: *clears throat* Sam’s got sunspots on her shoulders that are…cute.
sam is lara good on the dance floor? does she have any hilarious/ adorable/ silly dance moves?
Sam: She too damn stiff, even with a few drinks in her. But if she’s doing something choreographed she looks like a fucking angel. What a weirdo.
Lara: I don’t enjoy embarrassing myself in front of crowds of people.
Sam: I usually just end up grinding on her until everyone’s drooling at us. She gets all flustered and sorta mad and sorta horny, it’s hilarious.
Justin bieber or one direction
Sam: PFFFF HAHAHA
Lara: Mm. I really can’t respond to that without being hurtful in some way.
Sam: Just fucking imagine Lara at either of their concerts. She’d probably burn the place down.
Lara: From what I know of Bieber, he’s an unsavory little runt. And I’m not particularly taken by boy bands, so…neither? If I had to pick…
Sam: One Direction. I’ve never heard about them spitting on their fans or being dickish in general.
i just wanted to tell you guys that i'm pregnant. and Lara's the father.
Lara:Oh no, this is so sudden…
Sam: Oh god, how could you?
Top five things to do together
Sam: Curling up on the couch under a fat blanket and watching bad movies with my head on Lara’s lap :3
Sam: I didn’t say that~!
Lara: Hmph. There’s a little tea shop we have fun in. It’s cozy and private; it’s especially nice in the winter.
Sam: Hiking! I’m even able to keep up with her now, it’s great.
Lara: Shopping is nice. Even if I never buy anything, it’s cute to watch her spin around and preen in new clothes.
Sam: Hehe~ Kissing! Lara’s a really dominant kisser, it’s hot~
Top 5 Bands Mine are 1) Paramore 2) Icon For Hire 3) Panic at the Disco 4) Evanescence 5) Green Day
Sam: Hmmm. Uhm, I like Paramore, too!
Lara: Sun kil Moon. They’re very atmospheric, nice to work to.
Sam: Ellie Goulding! Good for dancing.
Lara: Florence and the Machine.
Sam: Aaaaand…Placebo :3
Top 5 movies
Sam: Beasts of the Southern Wild!
Lara: The Divide.
Sam: What? You fucking hated that movie! You couldn’t even sit through the last half!
Lara: It disgusted and repulsed me.
Sam: So…wait, I know this. It’s a raw emotional reaction to moral stimulation that causes an obsessive train of thought.
Lara: Yes. It angered me so much that I was impressed and thought of it for months afterwards.
Sam: Film school guys ;D Uhm, Contagion.
Lara: Cloverfield. I know Sam really appreciates that one.
Sam: Hehe, yup!