Sam: Hello, all! The fabulous Sam Nishimura here, with my ever faithful companion, the has-the-cutest-butt-in-the-known-universe, most brilliant archeologist Lara Croft here!
Lara: Sam...don't submit that.
Sam: But Laraaaa, your butt deserves media attention!
Lara:...If anyone has any inquiries, send them this way.
What do you feel about the term soul mate?
Lara: I’m…I don’t know. Before Yamatai, I really didn’t believe in anything that couldn’t be explained scientifically. Now, I’d consider reevaluating my thoughts on the subject.
Sam: It’s a little cheesy for me, but it’s a nice thought, you know, that there’s someone for everyone and you just have to find them. But honestly, I DON’T think there’s someone for everyone. I think some people are just alone and that’s how it is. Kinda grim, but it’s true. Reality ain’t a fairy tale.
Are you guys ok? I saw some of the messages you got.
Sam: Nah, we’re fine. People are just rude sometimes.
Lara you've never smoked?! There is a picture of you while smoking :/. I found it on the internet.
Lara: The internet is full of lies. I’ve never smoked. Roth had me try a cigar once and I swear I can still taste it. Nearly hacked up my insides.
Lara, do you smoke? Or Sam, do you?
Lara: No, I never have.
Sam: Uhm, I used to. Not anymore, though.
sam hitler has forgotten to gasify you! (fucking japanese girl -.-)
Sam: I can’t tell if this is a joke or.
Alright, this may be a bit esoteric, but for both if yours dares...... Act like the other person for 1 day... Or even just to reply to this, whichever is preferred. :)
Lara: Oh my god, is that a Sony Cyber-shot RX1? Isn’t that a little dated considering frame by frames are blurry if they’re taken in succession? Oops, I got a stain on my pants, I better go buy a whole new wardrobe cos if I buy just one pair then all my other clothes will be last week!
Sam: Sam, could you keep it down? I’m trying to memorize every illuminated manuscript made in Charlemagne’s empire while learning Latin while also writing a paper on the importance of the megalithic sculptures in the Salisbury Plains and really if you think I need to eat or sleep then you’re gonna be surprised. Oops, I impaled myself.
Lara: We should totally go clubbing tonight, even though we have a flight at 6 in the morning tomorrow and you know I’m gonna get wasted and fall off of something~!
Sam: I think I’ll just seal myself in the library downtown and ignore my phone and not eat for three days cos you know what they say, starvation makes people smarter. Oops, I got shot. Better stick a burning piece of metal inside of myself just in case I actually don’t go into septic shock!
Lara: Alright, alright.
lara's pictures make me to jizz in my pants tho :D
Sam: Okay, ew. Not gonna show her this one.
sam you're just a slant eye...fuck you! lara needs a strong guy like chris redfield ;).
Sam: This is too racist and homophobic to be real. Nice try.
Lara: I get so confused at messages like this. Are you under the influence of drugs? Are you sociopathic? I don’t understand.